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Windows 2000 Messages

(Windows 2000 ªº°T®§)

The following are new Windows messages that are under
consideration for the planned Windows 2000:

(¥H¤U¬O­pµe¤¤¦b¥¼¨Óªº Windows 2000 ©Ò¦Ò¼{¥[¤Jªº°T®§) 

1.Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
(¥ÎÀY¼²À»Áä½L¥H«KÄ~Äò)

2.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
(ÀH·NÁä¤J¤Q¤@¦ì¼Æªº½è¼Æ¥H«KÄ~Äò)

3.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
(«ö¥ô·NÁä¥H«KÄ~Äò¡A©ÎªÌ¡B«ö¨ä¥¦¥ô·NÁäµ²§ô)

4.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
(«ö¥ô·NÁä°£¤F¡K¤£¡B¤£¡B¤£¡B¤£¬O¨º¤@­ÓÁä)

5.Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
(²{¦b«ö Ctrl-Alt-Del¡A¶}©l´¼¤O´úÅç)

6.Close your eyes and press escape three times.
(³¬¤W§Aªº²´·ú¡A¨Ã«ö Esc Áä¤T¦¸)

7.Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
(¿ù»~ªº©R¥O©ÎÀɮצWºÙ¡I¥h¯¸¦bÀ𨤻@¯¸)

8.This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another
game?
(³o¼Ë·|µ²§ô Window¡A§A­nª±¥t¤@§½¶Ü¡H)

9.Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
(Windows °T®§¡GÀx¦sÀɮ׿ù»~¡I®æ¦¡¤ÆµwºÐ¡H(¬O/¬O)

10.This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log
off."
(¨Ó¦Û¤W«Ò»\¯÷ªº°T®§¡G¥@¬É­«·s¶}¾÷¡C½ÐÂ÷½u)

11.To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
(­n·´±¼§Aªº¨t²Î¡A½ÐÁä¤J win)

12.BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
(¦­À\.SYS °±¤î¡K³Á¤ù°ð¨S¦³¦^À³)

13.COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
(©@°Ø.SYS ¨S§ä¨ì¡K§â©@°ØªM©ñ¤J©@°Ø¬[¨Ã«ö¥ô·NÁä)

14.CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
(°ê·|.SYS ·l·´¡K­««ØµØ²±¹y¯S°Ï¡H(¬O/§_)

15.File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
(ÀɮרS§ä¨ì¡C§Ú¸Ó°µ­Ó°²ªº¶Ü¡H(¬O/§_)

16.Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
(¦Ñ¹«¤£¨£©ÎÃa±¼¤F¡C­n§â¿ß¥´¤@¥´¶Ü¡H(¬O/§_)

17.Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
(°õ¦æ¿ù»~ 6D ¦b¦ì§} 417A:32CF¡GµL¯àªº¨Ï¥ÎªÌ)

18.Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
(Ū¨ú FAT "­D" °O¿ý¿ù»~¡G­n¸Õ¤@¸Õ½Gªº¶Ü¡H(¬O/§_)

19.WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
(Win ¿ù»~ 16547¡G¦C¦L°ð¨S§ä¨ì¡C¨Ï¥Î³Æ¥÷¡C(µ§ & ¯È.SYS)

20.User Error: Replace user.
(¨Ï¥ÎªÌ¿ù»~¡G§ó´«¨Ï¥ÎªÌ)

21.Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
(Windows ¯f¬r±½ºË 1.0 - "§ä¨ì Windows ¯f¬r¡G²¾°£¡H(¬O/§_)")

22.Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
(Åwªï¨ì·L³n¥@¬É-±zªº©è©ã³æ¨ì´Á¤F¡K)

23.If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and
all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
(¦pªG±z¬O­ÓÃÀ³N®a¡A§Aª¾¹D¤ñº¸»\¯÷¾Ö¦³§A¥H¤Î§A¥¼¨Óªº©Ò¦³³Ð§@¡C·Pı¨ì¦w
 ¥þ¤£¬Oı±o«ÜµÎªA¶Ü¡H)

24.Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles
have been deleted. The police are on the way.
(§AªºµwºÐ¤w³Q±½ºË¹L¤F¡A©Ò¦³«Dªk³nÅé¤w³Q§R°£¡CÁÙ¦³Äµ¹î¤w¸g¦b¸ô¤W¤F)

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